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Zoombies (2016)
This movie got a lot more points than you can see, they are just in hiding. This movie was pretty crazy. Zoo animals get turned into zombies and start killing people in this park. The acting is all...
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Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
This movie was kooky and Kraaaazy! So, I have to admit something embarrassing… this movie scared the crap out of me when I was younger. So, with a lump in my throat, I tried this movie out again as an...
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Puppet Master (1989)
The only masterful things I saw in this movie were the design of the puppets and the music. The movie itself is a little weird and boring at times. I did just love how all the puppets looked and what...
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C.H.U.D. (1984)
C.H.U.D. was kind of a dud. It seemed like it had a high chance of being entertaining, but instead, I felt bored most of the time. I do think the creature design was pretty cool. I loved the creatures...
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2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
I thought about turning this off about 2000 and 1 times. I finally made it through this movie. I tried to do this earlier, like years ago… but I finally made it from start to finish. Here are my...
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Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials (2015)
It was a bit of a trial making it through this movie. It was just running, with more running. It wasn’t maze running though, so I feel cheated with the title. The kids in this movie are all really...
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Pixels (2015)
A few of the Pixels were dead in this film. To start off, I have a huge bias. I LOVE gaming. LOVE IT. I will probably only stop when my hands are too arthritic to pick up a controller. Even then, I’ll...
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Self/less (2015)
Less is sometimes more. I’m still not sure why the slash is in the title, but I do pronounce it Self-slash-less, because it’s more fun that way. Ryan Reynolds does an okay job in this movie, Matthew...
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American Ultra (2015)
American Ultra violence, just the way an action movie should be. I love movies like this and the Kingsman and Kick-Ass. They don’t require a lot of thinking and you get to see some pretty bloody...
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Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
The title alone is grating to me. It would be like “One-Eyed Willie’s Revenge: A Goonie’s Story”. Rogue One as a title would have sufficed. The cast of this movie was completely uninspiring and I’ll...
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